I am only doing this because your mum feels it is awkward to educate you about sex, women and drugs herself. Although I have “beefed’ you since the day you got unscheduled access to your mum’s breast before me, I would still do this. Learn these vital secrets and you will live a very long happy life.
- Women can intoxicate you more than alcohol or drugs
- You would never win an argument (example; see me writing to you)
- Never hit your wife… When you are angry , walk out.
- You are not a weakling telling your wife almost everything (Your friends would taunt you when you seek permission for an outing with the boys)
- Women are like phones you need to recharge them(one dinner date a year is suicidal).
- Let her know that you cannot read her emotions all the time (SPEAK OUT or you would end up on the couch most nights)
- She is not a man so don’t expect her to understand you sometimes (you cannot flip her like the TV remote).
- If you want to be a ladies man, treat your mother well(At least for my sake as well).
- Romance is not SEX.
- A woman’s body ages, love beyond her body.
- Don’t compare your wife to play boy models, in marriage SEX is a reward for companionship (I still don’t understand why, myself)
- Your money is her money and her money is her money; use the borrow me tactics (Now you understand why your mum says I would not lend you money next time)
- Your wife is your partner, she is like a man with a womb; ”WOmbMAN” (sounds funny, ask God he made them from our ribs).
- Go for counselling, it helps to refresh your marital life
- I don’t do drugs and you shouldn’t even marijuana, no matter how medicinal they call it.
Got to go, have a meeting to attend.