If I was a woman for a day
I would pick a Saturday to be a woman.
I would not force my man to have a bath. The only exercise he would do is to walk to the living room.
I would cook a heavy breakfast, so that my husband would not have strength to go out.
I would preset his favorite weekend programme to auto tune on cable tv so that he doesn’t have to get the remote.
I would also make sure the house is tidy with the kids helping with the bin and washing the car(s).
I would also ensure he has his lunch ready and pre-timed for warming in the micro-wave so that he does not stress himself.
I would also take the kids out all day and not comeback until supper, just to ensure he is fed.
I would then watch late night news with him and then take him to bed when he falls asleep on the couch.
Then ensure he has a quickie as top up for a nice day.
If only women could read their husbands mind. Anyway back to my routine “God dey”.